Kitne admi they?
Gabbar : Kitne admi they?
Sambha : Sardar 2
Gabbar : Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba : Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
Gabbar : Aur 2 ke pehle?
Samba : 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.
Gabbar : To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Samba : Beech mein koi nahi aata
Gabbar : To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?
Samba : 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai.
Gabar : 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samba : 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.
Gabbar : Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samnba : Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar do..
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May 6th, 2008 at 5:33 pm
kya purani joke bar bar repeat karke likhe ho
May 25th, 2008 at 2:45 pm
this joke is very good super and fantastics thanks
August 13th, 2008 at 12:51 pm
tum log sholy ke piche kyo pade rahte ho…… padna hai to kissi acchi si girl or actress ke piche pado
August 28th, 2008 at 1:25 pm
Very…Very….Very Tasty
July 1st, 2009 at 12:39 pm
good one bohot pasand aaya
March 16th, 2010 at 2:36 pm
coolllllllllllllllllllll
April 9th, 2010 at 7:00 pm
samba will be fed up of this gabbar that why he told that to shoot me……..
but very nice joke
May 16th, 2010 at 1:57 pm
Yaar…Samba bhi Gabbar ke sath rah-rah kar pagal ho jayega…..
June 26th, 2010 at 3:10 pm
Excellant & Superb timing of quick responce
July 2nd, 2010 at 3:41 pm
its painful
July 2nd, 2010 at 3:41 pm
it painful
July 30th, 2010 at 1:51 pm
it’s rockingggggggggggggggg
September 21st, 2010 at 3:48 pm
MATHS..MATHS..MATHS
September 30th, 2010 at 8:17 pm
Mast joke hai!! coollll
December 14th, 2010 at 11:51 am
very very very very very very very very very
good thank s
December 22nd, 2010 at 7:57 pm
foolish jokes aur kuch toh milta nahi hai
December 24th, 2010 at 3:33 pm
ediot joke. aur kuch nahi mila kya?
December 25th, 2010 at 6:49 pm
what a jocking. sambha and gabbar. thank’s.
January 5th, 2011 at 2:53 am
hehhee gud jokes n some commentx carry on guys
January 5th, 2011 at 2:53 am
hehhee gud joke n some commentx carry on guys
January 13th, 2011 at 3:06 pm
fabulous!!!
love it!!
<3
January 26th, 2011 at 4:18 pm
joke ho yo tumhare jaise
February 11th, 2011 at 3:31 pm
jokes nhi aate to rahne dena yaar kyu
pkka rha hai
March 1st, 2011 at 2:49 pm
sale joke to mera padh ab ………………………………………..1 sardar ki gand me funsi nikal aai,,wo sisa laga k dekh raha tha,,tabhi uska lund khada ho gaya…..sardar bola “”"baith jaa bhosdi k apni hi gand h…… kyo h na………………….agr or joke chahiye to call kare (only ladkiya): ok…………….
March 15th, 2011 at 10:17 am
well thinked anjali and parul
March 15th, 2011 at 10:19 am
well said parul
March 30th, 2011 at 8:39 am
abe sale lalit tune apni dekhi hai kya
April 19th, 2011 at 11:25 am
mujhe hansi nahi aayio
April 20th, 2011 at 10:45 am
not a funny one
May 13th, 2011 at 9:02 pm
nice
May 13th, 2011 at 9:08 pm
sale kutte harami joke to mera tha .tum log sale joke to mera dete ho aur comments sab se lete ho
tumhari lalit soni ne jhand kar di
very good to lalit soni
June 15th, 2011 at 4:47 pm
hey why (only ladkiyan) ???
June 20th, 2011 at 11:36 pm
aisa joke dubara mat likhnaaaaaaaaaa samjha.
June 20th, 2011 at 11:51 pm
bakwassss
June 27th, 2011 at 10:45 am
very funny,… lage reho ,…
June 27th, 2011 at 10:53 am
mast joke hai yar,… lage reho,…
July 2nd, 2011 at 4:59 pm
good joke
July 6th, 2011 at 4:26 pm
mazza nahi aya yaar ache joke hona zaroori hai yaar
July 10th, 2011 at 10:04 am
not bad
August 16th, 2011 at 8:44 pm
good
August 19th, 2011 at 3:48 pm
good he yaar kuch khas nahi par thik he
September 13th, 2011 at 10:18 pm
Kya yaar isme maths ka koi use nahi huaa. Aur maths ki insult hui.
Dhyan se padhna msg. Usme kya likha tha ki “2 ke pahale 1 aata h aur 1 ke baad 2 aata h” dono baat same hi to h. Isme koi no. bich me aane ki jarurat hi nahi h.
Jokes bnane wale ne thoda mistake kr diya.
September 23rd, 2011 at 5:58 pm
VERY NICE JOKES
I LOVE LAUGH
September 24th, 2011 at 2:47 pm
pagalon wale joke ko na apne pass he rakho hasi to aa nahi rahi par tab bhi hasna padh raha hai….chudhal kahin ke..
September 30th, 2011 at 2:25 pm
KITNE AADMI THA
October 19th, 2011 at 11:26 pm
last dielog are…
sambha-sardar mujhe goli maar do,maine aapka namak khaya h sona chandi chavanprash nahi.
November 7th, 2011 at 2:51 pm
what a joke yaar padkar hassi aa gayi aur woh bhi kuch zyada hi
November 23rd, 2011 at 6:46 pm
garda he yaar
November 27th, 2011 at 9:33 pm
a lame joke
January 8th, 2012 at 2:31 pm
sardard ka naya formula
February 10th, 2012 at 9:16 pm
hey…….boyz plz call me this no…….8439666909
March 31st, 2012 at 8:00 pm
dimag nahi hai! bar bar vahi purane joke se sabka dimag pakate ho!
April 18th, 2012 at 10:14 pm
oye apni photo to bhej de meri id pe main bhi to dekhu ki itni bkvas kyon likhta hai.ya call krna
April 20th, 2012 at 12:08 am
Nice 1
May 17th, 2012 at 8:57 am
sambha ko to gabbar chab hi gaya…..
May 18th, 2012 at 4:53 pm
sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai chaywanprash nai……ye jayada better hai