Confession of a kid
Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner.
His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.
“Mom, I want a bike for my birthday.” Little Bobby was a bit of a troublemaker. He had gotten into trouble at school and at home.
Bobby’s mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday.
Little Bobby, of course, thought he did.
Bobby’s mother wanted Bobby to reflect on his behavior over the last year.
“Go to your room, Bobby, and think about how you have behaved this year.
Then write a letter to God and tell him why you deserve a bike for your birthday.”
Little Bobby stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter.
*** Letter 1 ***
Dear God,
I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday.
I want a red one.
Your friend,
Bobby.
Bobby knew that this wasn’t true. He had not been a very good boy this year, so he tore up the letter and started over.
*** Letter 2 ***
Dear God,
This is your friend Bobby. I have been a good boy this year and I would like a red bike for my birthday.
Thank you.
Your friend Bobby.
Bobby knew that this wasn’t true either. So, he tore up the letter and started again.
*** Letter 3 ***
Dear God,
I have been an “OK” boy this year. I still would really like a bike for my birthday.
- Bobby.
Bobby knew he could not send this letter to God either. So, Bobby wrote a fourth letter.
*** Letter 4 ***
God,
I know I haven’t been a good boy this year. I am very sorry. I will be a good boy if you just send me a bike for my birthday. Please!
Thank you,
Bobby
Bobby knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get him a bike.
Now, Bobby was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mom that he wanted to go to church. Bobby’s mother thought her plan had worked, as Bobby looked very sad.
“Just be home in time for dinner”, Bobby’s mother told him.
Bobby walked down the street to the church on the corner. Little Bobby went into the church and up to the altar.
He looked around to see if anyone was there. Bobby bent down and picked up a statue of the Mary.
He slipped the statue under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into the house, and up to his room. He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen. Bobby began to write his letter to God.
*** Letter 5 ***
Hey God,
I’VE KIDNAPPED YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND A RED BIKE !!!
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February 10th, 2007 at 12:52 am
Little long but good one.
April 12th, 2007 at 9:43 pm
erm……gOOOOd but cud b better..
April 20th, 2007 at 1:01 pm
giggle…
April 22nd, 2007 at 4:43 am
heyyy
nice one yar
keep it up!!!:)
May 8th, 2007 at 9:59 pm
I like this joke very much.
May 8th, 2007 at 10:00 pm
It was a funny joke.
May 16th, 2007 at 9:52 pm
very nice
May 25th, 2007 at 11:32 pm
very bad joke regarding God .. as God is alone !
May 29th, 2007 at 8:39 pm
too good very filmy
June 21st, 2007 at 2:49 pm
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October 2nd, 2007 at 5:06 pm
lol nice 1
January 14th, 2008 at 3:43 am
To hira, realy ! God is alone ! . . . How sad for Him.
Was a good humours joke, wasn’t very funny, but realy thoughtful.
February 15th, 2008 at 3:20 am
so funny
March 1st, 2008 at 1:50 pm
Nice one about mothers being kidnapped
May 8th, 2008 at 1:02 am
Excellent foolish joke.
September 7th, 2008 at 5:48 pm
nice joke….intelligent boy!Future munna bhai
October 14th, 2008 at 11:20 am
Very good joke, but too lenghty
November 9th, 2008 at 12:29 pm
[...] is your friend Bobby. I have been a good boy this year and I would like a red bike for my [...]
December 21st, 2008 at 8:38 pm
Very intelligent kid……..
February 12th, 2009 at 4:51 pm
THIS JOKE IS MY LIFE IF I WILL DIE THIS JOKE WILL DIE I THIS JOKE WILL DIE ERRRR….. I WILL LIVE
June 27th, 2009 at 2:37 pm
Bobby seems to be inspired from hindi films
June 27th, 2009 at 4:19 pm
extremely good n d cuttest joke i’v ever read
June 27th, 2009 at 4:35 pm
hey that was a great joke man what is the surname of zainab that wrote this joke
July 29th, 2009 at 5:56 pm
what a great joke yaarrrrrrrr…… i really enjoy it.Thank you for make me happy.
September 4th, 2009 at 3:48 am
keep it up.
May 29th, 2010 at 5:05 pm
super joke. super bobby!
June 25th, 2010 at 5:18 pm
What a drama for that stupid bike of his.
He should have said his prayers properly, maybe he could have got what he desired…
August 12th, 2010 at 2:56 pm
awesome
August 24th, 2010 at 6:38 pm
cooooooooooollllllllll
August 24th, 2010 at 6:39 pm
cooooooooooollllllllll awesome
September 13th, 2010 at 12:59 am
[...] Dinesh came into the kitchen where his mother was making [...]
September 16th, 2010 at 9:48 pm
gud 1….reely liked it:)
September 23rd, 2010 at 4:59 pm
wooowww
i liked it really
November 8th, 2010 at 11:36 pm
exellent joke
foolish boy
brave mother
kidnapped mother mary
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:41 am
it ws a pj………….(poor joke)………….the most boring joke i have evr heard…………….!!………yuck………..thu thu thu………….!!
November 30th, 2010 at 8:39 pm
nice joke
i liked it.
December 15th, 2010 at 8:28 am
i would like 2 request everyone 2 take the above as simply a joke and not anythig else………… as being a joke it is too innocent but intelligent
December 15th, 2010 at 8:32 am
and SHEKHAR , instead of chiding the innocent boy , u should rather pray God for improving your manners. u r too poor at those…
December 16th, 2010 at 4:53 pm
a good one
my friends and i enjoyed it very much
it was rather funny
January 10th, 2011 at 12:08 pm
cool one man ! . .
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January 25th, 2011 at 10:05 pm
good!!!that is good$$$$$$
January 30th, 2011 at 9:58 pm
very funny & loooooong joke
February 18th, 2011 at 6:31 pm
i did not understood the joke waste joke
February 18th, 2011 at 6:33 pm
its really cool!keep it up man.
March 14th, 2011 at 5:53 pm
hey!u all the very WORST for teasing my cute n clever bobby,zainab n rebecca,i think iknow u.
March 28th, 2011 at 10:36 pm
Super Letter # 5 what a joke sirjee!!!!!!!!!!!
May 10th, 2011 at 6:19 pm
suppppppppppppppppppppppppperr joke totally awesome
May 10th, 2011 at 11:48 pm
it was a ok joke yaar.
May 13th, 2011 at 2:34 pm
great one……………..love it
May 13th, 2011 at 10:55 pm
I haven’t heard of seen of such a clever kid.oh my God,ooops now don’t come to kidnap my mom,dear Bobby!!
May 13th, 2011 at 10:59 pm
Ha..ha…ha..I never heard or seen such a clever kid.Oh my God,ooops now don’t come to kidnap mu mom!!!!
May 14th, 2011 at 10:43 am
Supperb,Awesome,Fabulous and of course
Petty humorous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 14th, 2011 at 10:48 am
AMAZING – HUMOUROUS……………………….
IT IS ALWAYS GOOD 2 KNOW THAT KIDS R
REALLY CLEVER & COOL
KEEP UP THE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
WORK JOKES DUNIYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 14th, 2011 at 10:49 am
goooooood ,a real fab
May 15th, 2011 at 9:04 am
Really great. Now a days kids have very fertile brains, may be due to media exposure but the truth is yes, most of the kids are smart. The joke paints very good picture of 21st century. I enjoyed it. Keep it up.
May 31st, 2011 at 4:37 pm
ha ha!! quite nice! this was indeed long but a good one!!!
kashish…..
June 1st, 2011 at 2:00 pm
the joke was completly bakwas
June 1st, 2011 at 8:15 pm
Well, the joke is NOT bakwas. It is a reflection on the things Today. Sharpness in thinking. Kids are turning out sharper. You should view it in right perspective. All the same it makes you think that Denis the Menace was afterall not an imagination. There are kids like that around.
June 4th, 2011 at 12:34 pm
i was just going 2 fall down from the chair by laughing…SO SO SO FUNNY..the lil boy is A KIDDNAPER
July 23rd, 2011 at 4:58 pm
cuteee jokee!!!:)
August 15th, 2011 at 10:47 am
HAHAHAHAHA ROFL
August 16th, 2011 at 1:40 pm
GOOD JOCKE,
A SMALL BOY CAN MAKE PROFESONAL BLACKMAIL TO GOD ALSO, AND WHAT A MASTRMIND HE IS HAVING TO KIDNAP GODS MOTHER
October 2nd, 2011 at 10:48 am
IT WAS NOT FUNNY!
October 19th, 2011 at 10:43 pm
it was avery fooflish joke.little bobby kidnaped mary and said to jesus give me ared bike i will give u ur mother………..
November 27th, 2011 at 1:32 pm
nice 1
December 9th, 2011 at 10:53 pm
nice 1
December 18th, 2011 at 4:50 pm
Very hillarious and indeed very funny that made me roll down with laughter. I like jokes duniya immensely.
December 22nd, 2011 at 4:17 pm
itna lamba joke kaun padega be ghade
January 1st, 2012 at 4:39 pm
very funny
what intelligence ra???
January 21st, 2012 at 4:23 pm
the joke is ousem.
January 28th, 2012 at 5:32 pm
It wz a long and i mean really very long but its worth bit wz very funny
January 29th, 2012 at 11:51 am
nice one!!!! i loved it!!!!!!!!!really loved it!!!!!!!!!!
January 29th, 2012 at 11:52 am
i like it! it was a long and cool joke
January 29th, 2012 at 11:54 am
aillaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!! kya joke tha!
January 29th, 2012 at 11:54 am
February 4th, 2012 at 1:24 am
The worst joke ever. Jesus died for us. And some poor minded Bobby do such sins. Alas!
February 27th, 2012 at 11:12 pm
HAHAHA LIL LENGTHY BUT VERY FUNNY!!!!!!!!
March 22nd, 2012 at 8:21 am
its a nice joke.
March 24th, 2012 at 6:11 pm
a very nice and funny joke and for those like shekhar i would ask zainab to put a good joke on manners
March 29th, 2012 at 12:15 pm
god, u better give him d bike
April 10th, 2012 at 4:48 pm
stupid fool idiot dog
April 14th, 2012 at 2:40 pm
interesting, good one.
April 15th, 2012 at 10:38 pm
Very very funny joke!very very clever boy!
April 17th, 2012 at 9:23 pm
OH! BOBBY’S MOTHER PLEASE GIVE HIM A NEW BIKE AND TELL BOBBY NOT TO IRRITATE GOD
April 20th, 2012 at 9:37 pm
Lol funny but too long Ha… !
April 20th, 2012 at 9:39 pm
OH ! BOBBY’S MOTHER PLESAE GIVE MIM A NEW BIKE AND TELL BOBBY NOT TO IRRITATE GOD … ! lOL I COPY YOU BATUL J RAGWALA ! =p
May 2nd, 2012 at 8:44 am
interesting….good one
May 24th, 2012 at 10:00 pm
A FANTASTIC JOKE. SHOWS WHAT A MODERN DAY KID DO. LOVELY.
May 25th, 2012 at 12:32 pm
aaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwasommmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!