I got it myself
A guy is walking along when suddenly he got his foot caught stuck in some railroad tracks. He tried to get it out but it was really stuck in there well.
He heard a noise and turned around to see a train coming. He panicked and started to pray, “God, please get my foot out of these tracks and I’ll stop drinking!”
Nothing happened, it was still stuck, and the train was getting closer!
He prayed again, “God, please get my foot out and I’ll stop drinking and cussing!”
Still nothing ….. and the train was just seconds away!
He tried it one more time, “God please, if you get my foot out of the tracks, I’ll quit drinking, cussing, smoking and having sex with all the women I meet.”
Suddenly his foot shot out of the tracks and he was able to dive out of the way, just as the train passed!
He got up, dusted himself off, looked toward Heaven and said, “Thanks anyway God, I got it myself.”
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November 11th, 2007 at 6:55 pm
Lame joke
November 12th, 2007 at 9:33 am
hehe………lol……lame joke
November 20th, 2007 at 7:38 am
that was sad. i hate how stupid poeple act like that!!!!!!!! that was so gay!
laterzzzzzz
November 28th, 2007 at 9:33 pm
LAME AS HELL WHY DID THE MONKEY FALL OUT OF THE TREE? IT WAS DEAD
December 7th, 2007 at 8:39 pm
this was stupid
January 2nd, 2008 at 6:00 pm
hoorah… Sooooooooooooooo lame yo!
April 10th, 2008 at 1:02 pm
whoeva wrote this joke,TRY FISHING
April 13th, 2008 at 11:14 pm
crazy joke
May 14th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
IF ITS SO LAME GUYS WHY DONT U COME UP WITH SOMETHNG BETAA…..U ROCK DUDEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
June 28th, 2008 at 3:48 am
this joke is probably one of the bast jokes i ever heard… i was laughing my ass off for a couple minutes. thanks for the laughs guys
August 8th, 2008 at 11:02 am
not that funny but people shud hav sense that without god’s help how would they help themselves
December 3rd, 2008 at 12:58 am
I would have done the same thing
Its very easy to fool God
April 25th, 2009 at 5:45 pm
This is how people forget God’s help within seconds!!!
December 19th, 2009 at 8:01 pm
it’s not very funny
May 4th, 2010 at 12:10 pm
BORING ;;;;;;;;;;;:::;;;
May 23rd, 2011 at 1:28 pm
it’s so so
February 10th, 2012 at 2:07 am
I would like to go with Mohan Sequeira. Shameless peoples know how to fool God.