I got it myself


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A guy is walking along when suddenly he got his foot caught stuck in some railroad tracks. He tried to get it out but it was really stuck in there well.

He heard a noise and turned around to see a train coming. He panicked and started to pray, “God, please get my foot out of these tracks and I’ll stop drinking!”

Nothing happened, it was still stuck, and the train was getting closer!

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He prayed again, “God, please get my foot out and I’ll stop drinking and cussing!”

Still nothing ….. and the train was just seconds away!

He tried it one more time, “God please, if you get my foot out of the tracks, I’ll quit drinking, cussing, smoking and having sex with all the women I meet.”

Suddenly his foot shot out of the tracks and he was able to dive out of the way, just as the train passed!

He got up, dusted himself off, looked toward Heaven and said, “Thanks anyway God, I got it myself.”





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17 Responses to “I got it myself”



  1. sana Says:

    Lame joke

  2. nasha Says:

    hehe………lol……lame joke

  3. yisel Says:

    that was sad. i hate how stupid poeple act like that!!!!!!!! that was so gay!
    laterzzzzzz

  4. DANK Says:

    LAME AS HELL WHY DID THE MONKEY FALL OUT OF THE TREE? IT WAS DEAD

  5. Josh Says:

    this was stupid

  6. DJ Vukovar Says:

    hoorah… Sooooooooooooooo lame yo!

  7. kabob Says:

    whoeva wrote this joke,TRY FISHING

  8. razah Says:

    crazy joke

  9. ice dice Says:

    IF ITS SO LAME GUYS WHY DONT U COME UP WITH SOMETHNG BETAA…..U ROCK DUDEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

  10. tit master Says:

    this joke is probably one of the bast jokes i ever heard… i was laughing my ass off for a couple minutes. thanks for the laughs guys ;)

  11. fairy Says:

    not that funny but people shud hav sense that without god’s help how would they help themselves

  12. wow Says:

    I would have done the same thing
    Its very easy to fool God

  13. MOHAN SEQUEIRA Says:

    This is how people forget God’s help within seconds!!!

  14. LAVISH Says:

    it’s not very funny

  15. VIDOO Says:

    BORING ;;;;;;;;;;;:::;;;

  16. ankit Says:

    it’s so so

  17. Tom Whrocse Says:

    I would like to go with Mohan Sequeira. Shameless peoples know how to fool God.

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