Here Soap! Here Water!


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A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners.

When he sat down at the table, he noticed that the dishes were the dirtiest that he had ever seen in his life.

“Were these dishes ever washed?” he asked his hostess, running his fingers over the grit and grime.

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She replied, “Of course they were cleaned Father. They’re as clean as soap and water could get them.

He felt a bit apprehensive, but blessed the food anyway and they all started eating. The meal was delicious and he paid his compliments in spite the dirty dishes.

When dinner was over, the hostess took the dishes outside and yells:
“Here Soap! Here Water!”





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4 Responses to “Here Soap! Here Water!”



  1. geetendra singh Says:

    the joke was avarage.

  2. Vijendra Says:

    would have been better if u had shown a good cartoon of a dog in the end.

  3. king cam Says:

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  4. vatsal Says:

    the cartoon of dog was proper over there, but another cartoon of donkey should be at the end! lol

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