How you earned it


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A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.

The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, “Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel.”

How you earned it

“I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, I sold the apple for ten cents.”

“The next morning, I invested those ten cents in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them for 20 cents. I continued this system for a month, by the end of which I’d accumulated a fortune of $1.37.”

“Then my wife’s father died and left us two million dollars.”





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23 Responses to “How you earned it”



  1. chander kumar soni Says:

    ye ameer hone ka achcha tareeka hain.
    jaroor aajmaana padega.

  2. dev Says:

    bahot julum

  3. jyoti Says:

    it was really an interesting joke

  4. vaishali sharma Says:

    it was okay

  5. aman Says:

    the first law of finance in business:
    “father-in-law”

  6. mamta Says:

    funny one

  7. bhaskar Says:

    nothing new……..yeh

  8. vishnu nath gaur Says:

    In his case apple business did not yield him any riches.His luck did him a favor.

  9. anchal Says:

    gatiya

  10. renu malik Says:

    very nice,
    kya idea hai sir g>
    keep it up man.
    IOI.

  11. Anoop Kumar Says:

    very good idea.
    give more such ideas.

  12. jay savlani Says:

    an inexplicable joke to some extent.

  13. juveria Says:

    very nice

  14. Hamed Says:

    May Sale kay Mernay Ka Intezaar Karoon Ga Just Kidding nice one.

  15. mr.yogi Says:

    NICE

  16. harsh rajiv Says:

    hey this guy was doing very well but after that he st should have continued doing his thing and then he would have lots and lots of money!

  17. sravani Says:

    lol

  18. Sameer Says:

    So cheap guy.

  19. kapil thakur Says:

    lucky guy

  20. dilip Says:

    very cherishing

  21. disha Says:

    HMMMMM….LOL

  22. dolly Says:

    old joke………..

  23. Swetha Says:

    Nice one,I have enjoyed a lot

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