How does a scooter run?
In an interview,
Interviewer : How does a scooter run?
Santa : Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr………….
Interviewer shouts : Stop it!!
Santa : Dhhuurrrr dhupp dhupp dhupp dhupp……………
Name of your car
Sardar : What is the name of your car?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
Sardar jumps in
A bus fell into lake, everyone swimmed across to save their lives.
Suddenly Sardar jumps in searches for someone, when asked whom he seaching for.
Sardar said, “Sala conductor ne change nahi diya tha.”
Submitted by: Imtiaz
Oye Kamaal Ki Gaadi Hai!
Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
Submitted by: Excell Placement Services
Number dial karne se pehle do lagale…
A sardarji went to a STD/ISD PCO and slapped the operator Twice,
Guess Why?
Because there it was written “Number dial karne se pehle do lagale”
