Maa aur baap
Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho.
Santa: Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi ho,
Wife: Main toh maa banne wali hoon!
Santa: Main bhi toh baap banne wala hoon.
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Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho.
Santa: Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi ho,
Wife: Main toh maa banne wali hoon!
Santa: Main bhi toh baap banne wala hoon.
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September 5th, 2009 at 12:46 am
this joke is too funny good
September 20th, 2009 at 10:29 am
Boy ko girl sa jada mota nahi hona chaheya
October 27th, 2009 at 5:01 pm
gud work…………
November 24th, 2009 at 1:28 pm
ha ha ha verry verry funny
March 7th, 2010 at 5:16 pm
befkoof pati pe hansi aa rahi hai
March 27th, 2010 at 12:38 pm
haaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaa good…..
April 14th, 2010 at 3:18 pm
too good too funny
May 27th, 2010 at 7:00 pm
niiiiiceeeeeeee
June 5th, 2010 at 1:04 am
abh is baap ko bhi delivery ka date lena parega hospital se….paternity clinic se..baap nehi paap he yeh..
June 16th, 2010 at 3:44 pm
Me bus ye janna chahta hu ki is baap ko fuck kisne kiya
June 24th, 2010 at 10:43 pm
safi, it is non sense
June 29th, 2010 at 4:10 pm
good ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
July 11th, 2010 at 3:19 pm
its really very funny…!!!
July 27th, 2010 at 1:32 pm
NICE ONE
August 17th, 2010 at 5:28 pm
veru very naic jock
September 14th, 2010 at 10:18 pm
your joke is very funny, from noida
September 22nd, 2010 at 7:28 pm
nice 1……….!!!
September 25th, 2010 at 7:45 pm
omg!!! rotfl!!!!!hahahahahha… 200 good yaar..person ho made this is genius!!!
October 7th, 2010 at 12:08 pm
pehla to maa baccha ko paida karte thi
aur abh
baap baccha ko paida karta hai
October 17th, 2010 at 2:48 pm
NICE……..
October 30th, 2010 at 4:26 pm
is a very good i like it
November 6th, 2010 at 1:40 pm
Too good I laughed very much
November 10th, 2010 at 10:52 pm
nonsense safi sab ke samne apni knowlege dikha rahe ho kiya ki tumhe kitna pata hai stupid………. infact the joke was funnyyyyyy )
November 19th, 2010 at 7:24 am
baap re baap bahot achha laga thanks
November 19th, 2010 at 6:46 pm
Sabse Ghatiyaa joke hain ye ! Ye koi joke naheen…bevakoophee hain yaron ! ! !
November 30th, 2010 at 2:40 pm
it’s really verey funny
December 23rd, 2010 at 12:27 pm
its of top 100 jokes
December 30th, 2010 at 9:17 pm
gooddddddddddddddddddddddddddd job
May 25th, 2011 at 4:52 pm
kya pati ke tummy me baby hai?ho to batana.
ha ha love this joke.
July 11th, 2011 at 4:40 pm
Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho.
Santa: Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi ho,
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Wife: Main toh maa banne wali hoon!
Santa: Main bhi toh baap banne wala hoon.
March 24th, 2012 at 1:22 pm
very good
March 24th, 2012 at 1:23 pm
hoo,,,,, very good joke