Maa aur baap


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Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho.

Santa: Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi ho,

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Wife: Main toh maa banne wali hoon!

Santa: Main bhi toh baap banne wala hoon.





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32 Responses to “Maa aur baap”



  1. anurag Says:

    this joke is too funny good

  2. nitin goyal shaml U.P Says:

    Boy ko girl sa jada mota nahi hona chaheya

  3. AMAN Says:

    gud work…………

  4. radhika singh Says:

    ha ha ha verry verry funny

  5. hari Says:

    befkoof pati pe hansi aa rahi hai

  6. prarthna Says:

    haaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaa good…..
    :)
    :)

  7. rajesh Says:

    too good too funny

  8. shreya Says:

    niiiiiceeeeeeee

  9. javed Says:

    abh is baap ko bhi delivery ka date lena parega hospital se….paternity clinic se..baap nehi paap he yeh..

  10. Safi Says:

    Me bus ye janna chahta hu ki is baap ko fuck kisne kiya

  11. raja Says:

    safi, it is non sense

  12. seema Says:

    good ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  13. Mansi Says:

    its really very funny…!!!

  14. laxmi Says:

    NICE ONE ;)

  15. resu khan Says:

    veru very naic jock

  16. Girijesh kumar Says:

    your joke is very funny, from noida

  17. sanya shingari Says:

    nice 1……….!!!

  18. semanti ray Says:

    omg!!! rotfl!!!!!hahahahahha… 200 good yaar..person ho made this is genius!!!

  19. karan Says:

    pehla to maa baccha ko paida karte thi
    aur abh
    baap baccha ko paida karta hai

  20. Srushti Deshmukh Says:

    NICE……..

  21. shyam Says:

    is a very good i like it

  22. sreya gupta Says:

    Too good I laughed very much

  23. jiya Says:

    nonsense safi sab ke samne apni knowlege dikha rahe ho kiya ki tumhe kitna pata hai stupid………. infact the joke was funnyyyyyy :) )

  24. chhaya Says:

    baap re baap bahot achha laga thanks

  25. SuShri Says:

    Sabse Ghatiyaa joke hain ye ! Ye koi joke naheen…bevakoophee hain yaron ! ! !

  26. shee Says:

    it’s really verey funny

  27. parul Says:

    its of top 100 jokes

  28. navya Says:

    gooddddddddddddddddddddddddddd job

  29. kunjal aggarwal Says:

    kya pati ke tummy me baby hai?ho to batana.
    ha ha love this joke.

  30. bablu bhardwaj Says:

    Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho.

    Santa: Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi ho,

    fat.jpg

    Wife: Main toh maa banne wali hoon!

    Santa: Main bhi toh baap banne wala hoon.

  31. kapal sharma Says:

    very good

  32. kapal sharma Says:

    hoo,,,,, very good joke

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