Can’t Get Enough Of Rajnikant
Here’re some more collection of coool Rajnikant stuffs. After Sir Isaac Newton committed suicide due to the violation of his laws of Physics by Rajnikant (click here if you’ve missed it), here’s a salute to the original superhero himself, Rajnikant-The Great.
==>Rajnikant has counted to infinity-twice.
==>When Rajnikant does pushups, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the earth down.
==>Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch, he decides what time it is!!
==>Rajnikant’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
==>Rajnikant grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
==>The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikant kicked one of the corners off.
==>Rajnikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills, they just made him blink.
==>Rajnikant’s every step is a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of his morning jog!
==>Where there is a will, there’s a way. Where there is Rajnikant, there is no other way!!
==>There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Rajnikant lives in Chennai!
==> Rajanikanth can build a snowman…. out of rain.
==> Rajanikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
==> Rajanikanth can drown a fish.
==> Rajanikanth can play the violin….on a piano.
==> When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on,….he turns the dark off.
==> Rajanikanth once had a heart attack…. his heart lost.
==> Rajanikanth makes onions cry.
==> Rajanikanth can delete the Recycling Bin.
==> Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Rajanikanth’s PC will crash.
==> Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.
==> When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth.
==> Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.
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July 31st, 2008 at 10:42 pm
Appriciate your way of describing Rajnikanth…. it is not well but still its good. keep it up.
Regards
Arman
August 3rd, 2008 at 11:16 pm
it was realy bad jokes it cant make some 1 laugh but some time waste
August 4th, 2008 at 11:44 pm
er……. it’s somewhat gud but not that much of a laugh
August 5th, 2008 at 11:11 pm
Z newtonian ones were funnier. but stil not so bad.
August 7th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
i cant get enough of rajanikanth
August 23rd, 2008 at 2:47 pm
Thats really a “” GOOD ONE “”…!!
August 24th, 2010 at 4:37 pm
hai kya yehhhhh.hain????
September 23rd, 2010 at 6:47 pm
grt one!!!
September 30th, 2010 at 3:06 pm
totally copied the chuck norris facts…
October 5th, 2010 at 10:40 am
awesome !!
October 23rd, 2010 at 1:52 pm
While Rajinikanth sleeps Freddy Krueger has nightmares
October 31st, 2010 at 7:23 pm
All Old 1s, sorry but was really boring..
November 5th, 2010 at 1:45 pm
Hows this?
Facebook joined Rajnikanth
Once Rajni underwent a surgery…anesthesia was administered to the surgeons!!
November 9th, 2010 at 11:13 pm
Lol, you guys are just copying Chuck Norris jokes and replacing the “Chuck Norris” part with “Rajnikanth”. That is so freakin’ lame. Noobards.
November 11th, 2010 at 6:25 pm
rajnikant has an orkut account on facebook.
November 20th, 2010 at 12:33 pm
hey guys this is a better one -
once rajnikanth was fighting on a truck and some of his blood fell in the truck’s engine. Now we know the truck as optimus prime.
November 25th, 2010 at 4:21 pm
Not a good jokes
simply waste of time
December 2nd, 2010 at 11:43 am
Rajnikant does not use plane for flying….
He flies himself from place to place as soon as he cuts the gravity with his GRAVITY CUTTER!!!!!
December 3rd, 2010 at 9:46 pm
CWUA, no mate you are lame.. TWAT
December 3rd, 2010 at 9:47 pm
CWUA loves chuck norris so much. get a life dudette!
December 8th, 2010 at 1:27 am
( THIS S ALL WHO SPEKNG ABOUT RAJNI )Hey why u ppl speaking about Rajni shut ur mouth u mother fuckers. Hey whats ur prob u mother fuckers who making fun of RAJNI did my BOSS came an fuck ur mom? ha tel u son of a bitchs. Stop tis nonsense n stop speaking about him ( Rajni THE BOSS). If u born to Ur mother go n comment in his place r close Ur mouth N under mouth . . . .
December 16th, 2010 at 7:37 pm
Once Rajnikanth entered bigg boss…The next day announcement was made… Rajnikanth chahte hai ki bigg boss confession room me aaye..
December 20th, 2010 at 11:26 pm
Ayye Rahul Chutya Mamu …..
December 22nd, 2010 at 4:44 pm
east or west rajni iz d best>>
December 23rd, 2010 at 9:30 pm
sab ke sab ak no ke baklol ho……
Rajni chcha ke jokes kabhi old nahi hote……ha isse acche joke maine rajni chcha pe banaye hai……ye to hasane wale joke nahi hai……
January 7th, 2011 at 5:29 pm
What happened when Rajini participated in a triple jump competition?
He became the first person to set foot on Mars, Jupiter and Saturn.
What happens when Rajini boards a town bus?
The conductor and driver buy tickets from him
Rajini originated a rumour.
Parliament passed it as law!
When Rajini went to school they did not have a school bell.
Classes got over whenever Rajini said “Dot”
What happened the only time Rajini got frustrated?
He kicked a rock and the Earth got itself a Moon
Why did the tropical cyclone change direction and dissipate at the last minute?
Because when it duly asked Rajini’s permission, he said “no”
What happened when Rajini’s mother went to hospital for childbirth?
The doctor had a miscarriage
What happened when Rajini forgot his sunglasses?
The Sun lost its ozone layer.
When Rajini inherits a house he does not have to get it whitewashed…
The house itself turns white… in terror
Who was the unluckiest person in the last 200 years?
Alfred NOBEL….he missed out on RAJINI prize
What can you expect when Rajini goes surfing in the ocean…..
A Tsunami
What happens when Rajini goes surfing the net?
Unable to handle 1zettabyte per second, the web crashes
When they went online for the first time…facebook and twitter joined Rajini
Rajini went swimming one day in the river.
The river drowned and the body was never found
Rajini takes a deep breath and exhales slowly. The intervening period is known as Ice Age
Rajini once played the hula hoop
The momentum helped planets go round the Sun
Rajini reported loss of his cell phone…
NASA duly sent a probe to Neptune
March 5th, 2011 at 12:16 pm
it’s just a shame to make fun of rajjnikantttt… grrr……..
April 29th, 2011 at 8:40 pm
Rajnikanth is real super star
May 16th, 2011 at 5:24 pm
after watching ra-one movie rajini’s name must be replaced by srk.
September 30th, 2011 at 3:45 pm
once there was a fight between superman and rajnikaanth and the looser had to wear . . . underwear over his pants…. one day superman,batman and all the other super heroes were going to rajnikaanths house because it was …………………………………………………………………………….teachers day one there went a fight between rajnikaanth and time and time is still……………..running do u know why light was invented because rajnikaanth loves to resd magazines at the night
September 30th, 2011 at 3:47 pm
burrrrrrrrrrrrrraaha
November 10th, 2011 at 3:11 pm
Sharukh Khan was delighted when he heard Aamir and Salmaan were jailed.
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Later he found that they were Pakistani Cricketers….
January 26th, 2012 at 12:17 am
Hai Guys i feel every body likes him a lot thats a reason they are making more and more fun out of him but tell me what the other Bolly wood machomans are up to frankly to say they cant even be compared to any of the holly woods ladies pantys thatswhat u people are. Bollywood the other name of Hijda and chakka they cant even do the actions done by Holly wood ladies and feeling proud of themselfs shame on u north indians i feel our south indian laddy Aishwarya Rai is 100 times better