Applied Mathematics
The population of this country is 237 million.
104 million are retired.
That leaves 133 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school,
which leave 48 million to do the work.
Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government.
This leaves 19 million to do the work.
4 million are in the Armed Forces,
which leaves 15 million to do the work.
Take from the total the 14.8 million people who work for State and City Government and that leaves 200,000 to do the work.
There are 188,000 in hospitals,
so that leaves 12,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 11,998 people in Prisons.
That leaves Just two people to do the work.
You and me.
And you’re just sitting there reading jokes all day!
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August 28th, 2009 at 7:49 am
I LIKE UR JOKE VERY MUCH
September 13th, 2009 at 10:24 am
Your Joke is like algebra which creates more confussion
February 18th, 2010 at 11:50 am
It is very nice joke. I like it very much.
March 28th, 2010 at 2:06 pm
haaa haaa
good one yaaaaaaaar…….
March 28th, 2010 at 9:51 pm
Good Joke. I like it
April 29th, 2010 at 2:22 pm
i hate the joke and maths
June 24th, 2010 at 4:16 pm
tooooooooooooo much yar
June 27th, 2010 at 11:22 pm
tooo good.
August 5th, 2010 at 3:24 pm
nice joke
i would love to share this joke with my friend.
September 22nd, 2010 at 7:26 pm
gud but don’t understand you
October 14th, 2010 at 3:43 pm
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October 14th, 2010 at 3:45 pm
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October 14th, 2010 at 3:57 pm
This is a old joke only.Pl try to give innovative jokes please.
November 20th, 2010 at 5:12 pm
nice joke gud one
January 12th, 2011 at 8:34 am
u make my day yaar .
January 12th, 2011 at 8:58 am
again u make my day yaar.
February 14th, 2011 at 11:30 am
okkkk
May 5th, 2011 at 7:16 pm
nice one
June 14th, 2011 at 9:44 pm
nice but filled with confusion any case are you indian? because iam a bangladeshi.
June 14th, 2011 at 9:46 pm
nice veryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy nie in case are you an indian? because iam a bangladeshi
June 15th, 2011 at 9:04 am
Anything new please it is a old joke.
July 10th, 2011 at 6:18 pm
bhai aapko ye kaise pata chal gaya
December 9th, 2011 at 11:54 am
kul dats reeli nice
February 25th, 2012 at 11:48 pm
very nice jokes
February 26th, 2012 at 12:19 am
This is a good opportunity to give innovative jokes, so why we should not try to give new jokes?